The Littlest Hitler

This story was entertaining and fun to read. The puzzling, extremely ill-advised, mind-boggling desicison to be Hitler for Halloween and the dad thinking it was a good idea are the two best parts of the story, yet other than that I didn't really get other than that I didn't really get anything from. Entertaing, I guess.

Speaking of stories from ones childhood, there was once a time as a yungin that I got in a gnarly monster drink off with some local legends. In attendance were monster mike, priest David, big time bill, and rad Kelly Hillman. Now, I know what you're thinking. What a cast of people for a drink off! Everyone one of those people can take monsters really quick and efficiently! How did u ever compete with such legends. Well, I'll tell u how. I had to have all the dopest gear to be ready, so I hit up my swag advisor on twitter. He said I should try something bold. So I wore my earrings, shark tooth necklace, tony hawk tantop, baggy jean shorts, and heelys. In case u missed it, I wasn't wearing a flat hat. I reapeat, no flathat. So I show up to the competition, and everyone was dissing my style. They said no flathat no swag. That made me feel bad, as I was just a yungin who was just trying to prove himself in the world of competitive energy drink drinking. So I decide to retaliate with some disses of my own. "Oh yeah," I said. "Well u guys have no swag."
It was as if a bomb dropped. No one knew what to do. They were in shock of the diss they just got, and I took advantage. Now, in competitive drinking you have five minutes to drink as much monster as possible. So while they were in shock of the diss, I jumped to a early lead. They eventually recovered, and with 10 seconds left it was only me and monster mike who hadn't passed out yet. I knew I couldn't finish one more, and it looked like monster mike would, which would give him the victory. I had to act fast. So I quickly said; "yo mamma so stupid she can't tell dc boards from supreme boards."
I had done it. The ultimate diss. This made monster mike spit out his drink and have a seizure on the ground, which made me the victor. I won 3 lollipops and 12 dollars. It was the best moment of my life.
Never stop-sk8erboy1234