This short story was relatively interesting, as it had a cool idea. I felt like it broke down the fourth wall and directly talked to the reader, which was nice, and gave it more of a personal touch, like I was the boy in the story and being guided by the narrator. However, it just wasn't all that good, simply because it did not hold my attention. In the end, I would give this a solid 7/10 grade.
My dating advice
Rule number one: Only go for sk8ers. There arent many of us, but it should still be simple to find one if you have swag. If they arent a sk8er, do not date. I repeat; Do not date.
Rule number two: The more tattoos, the better. Preferably most tats are shrines to Tony Hawk, but if not that is o.k.
Rule number three: Don't date if they have a habitat skateboard. Habitat is to peaceful of a brand.
Rule number four: anything but death-black skinny jeans and they aren't an option.
Rule number five: The more backwards hats they own, the better
Rule number six: This might be the most important rule. Only date if they always have a pair of sunglasses that is on their flathat, not on their head. Follow these rules and you should be good to go.
Always sk8 and have swag
#youmightleavetheparkbutheparkneverleavesyou
-sk8erboy1234
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